I'm SXE(straight edge for all you idiots who didn't know). I tend to be the hype that you make the mistake of believing. But i am generaly an all round dissapointment. I will keep you intrigued and on the edge of your metaphorical seat until the second, possibly the third time we meet. Then, sadly, the stupid jokes, arrogance and overall childishness that is Luke will become repetative, tedious and quite frankly pathetic. by all means, confide in me and tell me your secrets. However, the chances are that there is someone who is far closer to me than your sorry self, with whom i shall more than likely share the embarassing, positively hilarious sob story that is, or should i say was, once upon a time, your fucking secret. Dont ask me where i got my jeans from, they probably are not mine. No I won't by you a drink and No you can't have a 'sip' which later transpires to be several 'gulps' of mine If your vocabulary extends no further than the mear grunts of the Medolythic, don't attempt a conversation with me. i do not care. To summarise, I am arrogant, untrustworthy and dissapointing. Just the way i like it.